It's okay, though! Because it turns out there are some really awesome things about Hell.
- With all the scientists there, it's gotta be air conditioned by now.
- All your friends will be there
- You don't have to shovel snow in the winter
- No one's ever gonna tell you, "I'll pray for you" ever again
- If all those fundamentalist pastors are right, expect free rock concerts every night. And dancing.
- Two words: Open bar!
- Say hello to Christopher Hitchens
- Natural hot tubs
- We all get to point and laugh at Fred Phelps
- Tons of Mormons. Turns out they picked the wrong team.
- You can become a greeter and say hello to all the Christians who thought they were going somewhere else!
- You'll get a really nice tan
There are some downsides, though: Internet service is still provided by Comcast. Cause you KNOW they're gonna be there.
Video by Hemant Mehta, 2014