The Angry Gay Pope heard that the Scientologists in one of their most secret organizations, OSA, are stuck selling Sci books instead of doing their job terrorizing others. That's like the CIA being told to stop finding terrorists and get people signed up for Publisher's Clearing House.
So the Pope check out if the rumor is true. Plus we see sexy cult guard Franc Paolo and a bizarre semi-homeless tranny. Also a trip to the Gay bathhouse The Hollywood Spa and a silent movie security rundown.
OSA, when your enemies know you are too busy selling books to do your job, that is when your enemies will strike.