Sunday, January 20, 2013

Who is the One True God?

Six members of the Reason and Science Society (RSS) debate the defining question of our time - which is the One True God? Her Hornyness (it's a pun) the Invisible Pink Unicorn, or His, er, Noodlyness the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Who are truly blessed, and who are the heathenous infidels who are going to Hell?

Who is the One True God? The Invisible Pink Unicorn vs. Flying Spaghetti Monster debate (1 of 2)

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Introducing the debaters:

Richard (reverent atheist and closet pirate)
Matthew (crazy animal rights activist and active in the field of research on the link between David Tenant and the Flying Spaghetti Monster as practiced and valued in sub-Saharan hunter-gatherer societies)
Scott (long time student and lover of linguine, fettuccine, penne and gnocchi)
George (evolutionist and pink ice sculptor)
Hannah (has pink hair and is allegedly a sexy bitch)
Ben (Christian and pink unicorn trainer)

With Megan as moderator who says hurtful things.

These master debaters tackle the difficult theological questions, such as the details of the afterlife and the famous Problem of Mel Gibson, a God awful shitty piss-poor actor whose very existence threatens to undermine the benevolence of God. This is not just a debate - this is answering, once and for all, Who we should all devote our lives to.

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