Saturday, June 7, 2008

End of the world: Thursday, June 12, 2008



Nuclear war will begin next Thursday, June 12, or sooner, according to the latest prediction of self-proclaimed prophet Yisrayl "Buffalo Bill" Hawkins, the founder of a religious sect in Abilene, Texas.

"It could be turned loose before then," Hawkins told 20/20 for a report to be broadcast tonight. "You're going to see this very soon, really soon," he said.

Hundreds of truck trailers have been loaded with food and water on the group's 44-acre compound, in preparation for the coming war.

Unfortunately for Hawkins, it is not the first time he predicted the outbreak of nuclear war. Most recently, Hawkins set Sept. 12, 2006 as the beginning of the end.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

If the bomb is dropped on us I only hope the first one lands right on top of his compound and rids the states of a batshit crazy idiot.

Anonymous said...

yes god dammit he is a fugnugget

Anonymous said...

i am going to laugh when the world doesn't even end. That guys seems crazy, who is going to bomb us anyway?

SethKlock69 said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
People like him make me wish the world was ACTUALLY comming to and end...what a stupid old peice of shit!I hope they all drink a cup of "Grape Juice" soon, so they can go on their spaceship to see jesus peacefully!

Anonymous said...

What a fucknut. How many times has he predicted the world will end and failed now?

Tomorrow I plan to laugh in his face as I do the fella who wrote the bible code.

It's even funnier that he's jst wasted a loada money on pointless tinned food.

Idiot.

Unknown said...

Oh shit, it's Friday and we are still here? Darn! I have to go to work!

Anonymous said...

Always wonder why God puts numb nuts like this guy on earth. Can't help but feel sorry for his followers. Poor basards.
What the heck maybe next year.

Anonymous said...

Always wonder why God puts numb nuts like this guy on earth. Can't help but feel sorry for his followers. Poor basards.
What the heck maybe next year.

Anonymous said...

As the old man in Monty Python and the Holy Grail would say...

"I'm not dead, yet."

Hilarious! I feel sorry for all of the followers...

Musliha said...

Religion is not Man Made. How can it be? From the Islamic point of view, man is the highest of God’s creations; and in fact God created the earth and everything in it for the benefit of man. God says in the Holy Qur’an that man is God’s vicegerent or deputy on earth. This means that He has bestowed upon man not only spiritual, moral and intellectual capabilities, but also freedom within limits. It is noteworthy that if God gave man all the intellectual qualities and no freedom, then those qualities would be useless. Similarly, if God gave man freedom and no reasoning power, his freedom would be entirely disastrous. This is because freedom always entails responsibility.As God has created the earth and everything for the use of man, God says that man should use these gifts responsibly. In teaching humankind a sense of responsibility, God sent His prophets with Guidance. When man listens to the prophets and shows sufficient wisdom to follow God’s Guidance, his life yields the best results. If man is irresponsible and ignores God’s Guidance and follows his own whims and fancies, his life becomes useless or quite opposed to God’s scheme of things.

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