Christians have the concept of "saving people" all wrong. They think they're saving us from Hell by spreading the Good Word and talking about Jesus.
But we know we don't need saving. There's nothing wrong with us just because we're atheists.
Really, it's all of us who need to be saving them. We as atheists need to save religious people.
Hear me out on this. *We* can actually save *them* in so many ways.