Questions for Karl, Part 1

0:00:05 Introduction
0:02:18 Do we need 'em?
0:03:13 The world's got smaller
0:04:42 The way we have kids and that...
0:08:58 Loads more than that...
0:10:01 When caveman was wondering around
0:11:39 Pub with a mug
0:14:01 Flies and a condom



0:15:16 Real flies and a real condom
0:17:25 None of this now needed, baby dead
0:18:55 Lion mutilates 42 midgets in Cambodian ring-fight
0:20:16 Have you got a gran?
0:21:52 Mental homeless woman
0:22:44 Paul ''The Party Animal'' Parker
0:24:02 Sex machine for women
0:25:09 To a lot of people, sex is important
0:26:20 Sexy metal pants
0:27:26 Could they got a little gay fellow in
0:28:43 Chuck in some free butt plugs!
0:29:30 First nudist organization
0:30:54 I looked once...
0:32:37 Let's just get this question right...
0:34:13 Talking of eating knobs...
0:34:46 It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob...
0:36:05 I could eat a knob at night (dance mix)
0:37:19 Work the other way around...
0:40:48 Gift of a goat...
0:42:04 Let me put me-self in in their shoes... they haven't got any.
0:43:45 Virgin Galactic
0:45:36 I'd like to meet some aliens...
0:46:50 The loneliest man ever... in the world
0:47:50 He still bothered to put his clothes on?
0:49:02 If you could have a super power...
0:52:22 Waste not, want not
0:54:04 Don't be chucking that out, you might need that later
0:54:27 Never have so few done so much for so many...
0:55:05 Bungled in...
0:55:30 Why can't they do that?
0:56:44 Homeless Chinese fellow
0:57:47 No bum tubes though...
0:59:56 Tribes...
1:00:34 Do they need to know?
1:02:01 Why didn't they get the police in?
1:03:50 Would they accept me?
1:04:25 But even cavemen had little pants...
1:05:31 What's the newest thing you got here?
1:06:36 How often do you get new stuff in?
1:07:37 But nobody wants it...
1:07:56 1590... Could be from any time really...
1:10:28 Me mum wanted me to be a doctor...
1:10:56 Dolphins with guns on them...
1:12:51 Karl, you rock!
1:13:21 No, it's perfectly round your head...
1:14:00 You'd only recently seen a Chinese homeless person...
1:16:24 The first time I saw Steve...
1:16:48 Who would you most like to spend the day with?
1:18:47 I mainly eat just so I keep going...
1:20:31 Fish that can kill you...
1:21:06 Sayings and that... Glass houses...
1:22:20 What is an analogy?
1:23:29 There's an elephant in the room
1:24:40 The only time I wanted a wig...
1:25:58 You were going to learn something every day...
1:26:22 Octopus... What they can do...
1:27:00 There's a chicken somewhere...
1:28:01 Is it worth looking after animals?
1:29:23 They've cut somebody's head off...
1:32:03 What body parts can you live without?
1:32:42 I wonder if I can do it... right, if I didn't have any thumbs
1:34:30 This woman with no pants on and that...
1:37:08 Never has a Manc said so much... that means so little
1:37:24 Octopus' testicles are located in their head...
1:37:58 If you could be anyone in the world...
1:39:02 I was thinking... Bruce Willis...
1:40:33 Suzanne's shoes needed to go to the Cobbler's
1:43:14 If you want to walk a dog...
1:44:30 Cogito ergo sum...
1:46:10 What's the story with the egg?
1:48:20 Willy-nilly-ly
1:50:11 I never go to the doctor's, unless it's really bad...
1:52:07 Your fist would be up your own arse
1:52:45 Nicknames?
1:56:41 I had a C.B.
2:00:03 Who would you save, Steve or Ricky?
2:03:28 Paul "The Party Animal" Parker returns...
2:04:26 Female kidney turns lumberjack onto house work
2:05:30 Face transplants...
2:08:04 If you had children...
2:10:56 I nearly killed a man once...
2:11:57 How you met Suzanne?
2:13:24 A camel is a horse designed by committee
2:14:20 Elephants of Mammoths, one or the other
2:14:40 Improving on animals...
2:17:12 Questions for Karl jingle
2:17:20 If you could talk to any animal...
2:18:33 Time travel...
2:22:07 Adult diapers...
2:23:13 Litter tray...
2:25:23 What would you teach kids at school...
2:26:38 Dishwasher found on Mars...
2:29:15 Population problem...
2:30:21 Have you ever been in a fight?
2:34:10 Would we have wings now?
2:35:30 It's World New?
2:38:35 Most romantic thing done for Suzanne?
2:40:33 Chatting up a woman at a bar...
2:41:46 If a lion could talk... ...I don't know what I mean.
2:45:30 I'd just chuck myself in to the salt pot
2:51:18 What sound or noise do you love?
2:57:22 As me... or as a worm?
2:58:47 Leaps from no ambition...
3:00:10 Uppered and blind ghosts
3:05:59 What would you like to hear God say?
3:08:54 What about teenagers?
3:10:57 At 13... Life got tough
3:12:53 I was sort of taken away by some fellow...
3:14:13 Top 5 Freaks!
3:22:49 I don't feel needed