Thursday, October 18, 2012

Creationism Is So Appropriate For Children

Denial of evolution is NOT unique to the United States. Look at the Muslim world. They deny evolution in much greater numbers! They deny the observable fact that you can mix salt and fresh water. That's the kind of denial I'm looking for! And THAT'S why I gave 'em all the oil.



Don't you want to be more like them, America? Like your President? I mean, the Islamic world is the world's most advanced theological — I mean, you could say America—but generally, the Muslim world is where most of the theological innovation still happens.

Sure... You can say that people still move in the United States. They move, they shake, they dance, they bow and genuflect in worship — they handle serpents, and put their arms up in the air — have you seen that(?) — like I'm holding them at gunpoint. And that's largely because of the spiritual capital America has left.

But America is falling behind — And I think it's because they're no longer teaching Creation Science in the classroom. When you have a portion of the population that doesn't believe in that, it holds everybody back, really. Because then, I have to unleash hurricanes, tornados, earthquakes, and the occasional Celine Dion hit to remind people of my power and capriciousness... or is it capriciosity?


2012


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Mr. Deity talks about the importance of teaching Creationism in our schools. This is a responce to the video Bill Nye: Creationism Is Not Appropriate For Children.
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