A Parable by Mrs. Betty Bowers

A parable Jesus carelessly overlooked, recited by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian™. There are so many people in this world full of hunger -- nourish them with the Word of God! Glory!

Goodwill to Few Men

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian, exposes Goodwill Industries for what it is: A shameless rip-off of religion’s tradition of getting tax-deductible, tax-free donations by tricking people into thinking a money-making business that enriches its leaders it is a charitable enterprise.

Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else

America's Best Christian takes time to explain to less informed Christians the curious details of the Lord's concept of marriage.

Betty Explains Religious Freedom

Religious Freedom: Conservative Christianity Compares Notes with ISIS. Starring America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers.



By Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian

2015

What's Scarier than Halloween? The Bible!

America’s Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, knows that Halloween’s pagan gore can’t match the scary, spooky Bible when it comes to the truly horrifying.

Betty Bowers YouTube Trailer

Jesus picks His very favorite moments from Betty's videos from 2008 through July 2014.



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Religious Calling

America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, shows how God, a patriotic, Real American, always puts even the prettiest need of His American followers to the front of the queue.

The Universe's Busiest Voyeur

America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, warns schoolboys that Someone is watching every time they masturbate.



Betty Bowers is played by Deven Green. Script & Video by Andrew Bradley. Special thanks to Ernest and #OCCmakeup.

Mrs. Betty Bowers, 2014

The Party of Lincoln Goes South

America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, takes you on an historic travelogue comparing confederate states to union states. It seems the only thing the slave-lovin' South won was the hearts to the party of Lincoln.

Bedtime Bible Stories

America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, reads her children Bible-based bedtime stories -- and realizes that, with all its gratuitous violence and pornography, if God hadn't written the Bible, Conservative Christians would be trying to keep it OUT of public libraries not IN to public schools!



Deven Green plays Mrs. Betty Bowers. Script/Video by Andrew Bradley. Copyright 2014 BettyBowers.com

The DOs and DON'Ts of PRAYER

America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, provides tips to maximize your payoff when pestering invisible people for all the stuff you're either too lazy or cheap to get for yourself! This video is an undated, rewritten, reshot and reedited version of Betty's video on prayer five years ago. Enjoy!

Does God Believe in Atheists?

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, turns the tables on Atheists by doing what conservative theists do best: Speaking for God.



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History's Biggest Freeloader

While mocking the unemployed over lunch at her country club, America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, makes the horrid mistake of turning her Republican eye to the Lord -- and finds Him lacking.

The Perfect Thanksgiving Prayer

America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, invites you into your lovely Christian home to witness how a true lady says grace at Thanksgiving.



Video by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, 2013

America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, doesn't allow pesky facts to get in the way when providing a decisive answer to a divisive question: "Is America a Christian Nation?"

Pope Betty the First

America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, declares she is out of the running to take Pope Benedict XVI's place as the head of a cult called "Roman Catholicism" that worships a goddess called Mary.

Calling (Out) Westboro Baptist Church

America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, Skypes with notoriously deranged homophobe Shirley Phelps-Roper, spokesnut for Westboro Baptist Church.




NOTE TO THE LITERAL MINDED: This is satire.

The War on Christmas

America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, FoxNews' embedded reporter in the War on Christmas, is back from the battlefield: A local mall. Oh, the carnage! The sales!



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Heaven's Realtor® Mrs. Betty Bowers

Infomercial by Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, and the exclusive listing agent for the most coveted properties in Heaven. Mansions in Glory are priced to move! The Rapture is coming, so don't be left homeless for an eternity. CASH ONLY!



2012

Best Christian Explains Abortion to Everyone

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian, takes a moment out of her busybody day, to settle once and for all America's most contentious subject: abortion. This video may offend some. But, then again, the truth always does . . .



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